Bryan Hong - This and That

On the day before last, I went to one of the most stressful places in my life for a late lunch at some food junction somewhere in Pudu. And by "late" I meant a lunch at 5 o' clock in the evening! Argh.

The place was supposedly famous for the best egg custard in town, or at least that was the fact back then in the 70's.

While I was eating my horrible curry mee,  something that I had least expected to happen in a place like this, happened.

When Andrew and I were young, we were so curious and used to play with fire ALOT! (Secretly of course, mostly when our parents weren't home)

We would collect dried up leaves in our garden and started burning them. XD

So one day, we were bored, Andrew held a pile of tissue in his hand while I lighted it up with a match heheh. But, instead of doing it in the safety of our garden, it was in our bedroom!

The tissue started spreading fiercely and Andrew's hand was getting hotter and hotter. He panicked, squealed, and quickly dumped it into the trash bin. We thought that the fire would have been put out, but it grew a feet tall and it scared the shit out of us!

We both started screaming and then we ran out of the room to go downstairs looking for our maid. No sign of her in the living room, so we went to the kitchen and the back porch but she still wasn't there.

We ran back up into the room and the fire was BIGGER! Then luckily, our maid heard us and came out of my parent's room. (god knows what she was doing in there, probably stealing some money =.=)

We watched as she quickly carried it with her hands, leaving behind a brownish wall, into the toilet and put it out with the sink tap water.

Hurray! Our maid saved us. But she still sucks. ;)

Had fried rice for dinner, i swallowed sloppily and a rice grain got stuck in the beginning of the right nasal passage way. It felt... weird and irritating. o.o

On the way to JB late last year, at a Senawang rest stop, some idiot low life shithead sneaked under the car and broke the car's fan belt while the rest of my family was away. I was the only one in the car but I wasn't really aware. This went unnoticed at first.. until a few minutes later along the way, we noticed that the car's air conditioner can't seem to get any colder.

We stopped at the nearest rest stop and we learned that something was missing from the fan under the hood.. Later, some chinese guy approached us and offered help, he was soft-spoken and looked queer.. My father turned down the offer.

A few minutes later, while my father was trying to contact our mechanic, an indian man approached, again offering help. He claimed that he had a friend in the nearby town, and said that he could call his friend to help us. Again, my father declined. He tried again, to offer help but was refused again by my father.

I watched as he returns to his car. He had stopped on the opposite side of the highway! He had to cross two heavy traffic paths, just to get to his car. I started wondering how in the world did he know we were in trouble when he was on the other side of the highway, and why would he be so kind to offer help.

30 minutes later, the friendly tow truck arrived and towed the car to a mechanic in the nearby town. After talking with the mechanic there, it turned out that our type of case were very common throughout the area. o.O

There are many syndicates in the area who prey on people like us. They would mark a target, send a person to sabotage, and another to offer help. The indian and chinese guys who approached us must be in on it! That explains how he knew that we were in trouble although he was on the other side.

The mechanic also told us that if we had agreed to let those guys help us, they would have brought us to a mechanic who would have scammed us for much more, say RM2000 or they will never let us go.. O.O Btw, the fan only costed 200 bucks to fix. Lucky us XD

Parvin today - Futsal - slammed ball into my face - broke my glasses

My mom accidentally stepped on a fish which jumped out of the aquarium today..

I broke my friend's antique cabinet's glass window. She was banned by her parents from inviting anyone to her house ever again....

down on the road.

I was brushing my teeth at night when all of a sudden, a lizard fell on me and into the sink. Awesome. It must be a sign. O.O

Not my big brother, I don't have a younger brother, the other "little brother". The year 2004, while I rode my bicycle though the paths of the park, everything was fine until I hit an unseen rock at a fast speed. I was riding down a slope at the time. At the point of impact, the back wheel of my bike tilted 55 degrees upwards that caused me to fall downwards towards the front of my bike. The bicycle handle, now turned to the left, has its left edge pointing directly at me, right where my little brother was. I fell hard, impulses of pain rushed through me. A sharp pain was felt at the area, well you know where. I lied down on the ground covered with leaves for a moment, finally I mustered the strength to get up and carry my bike home. I went into the toilet, wondering if my b*lls were alright. They were. The handle missed by a few centimeters to the right where I had a nasty scrape wound.