Bryan Hong - This and That

2004, I was a crazy spiderman fan at that time. During tae kwon do class in school one afternoon, I found a cool spiderman 2 poster sitting by the window at the school hall. I kept my eye on it throughout the whole class, planning to grab it right after the session ended. After the bell rang, I ran towards it, snatched it and started running away. Then I was caught by a chinese boy right outside the hall, he was angry and super-pissed; claiming it was his so I gave it to him right away and started to flee in embarrassment..

At the park today, I was sitting on the railing at the bicycle track when I accidentally leaned back too far. Instinctively I grabbed onto the railing with my two hands, the backwards swinging velocity of my body pushed me (I did not let go of the railing)till I swung two loops around the railing before falling down and scraping my elbow slightly.

In P.D, I

participated in a 17-men paintball match,
shot my mom,
got shot my mom,
played volleyball,
played basketball,
had fun competing in an obstacle course race in a 10-men team,
accidentally asked for pork in a mamak shop,
stayed in a holiday bungalow,
and waited an hour and 45 minutes just to play 5 minutes of go-kart.

It was a lot of fun for a day and a half trip.

Heres a little feature showing various Video game and Celebrity lookalikes from around the web! Some of them appear to be blatant, direct rip-offs!


Auron (Final Fantasy) & Bruce Willis


Big Boss (MGS3) & Kurt Russel


Maria (Silent Hill 2) & Cameron Diaz


Jennifer (Clock Tower) & Jennifer Connelly


Dhalsim (Street Fighter) & Ghandi


Colin Farrow (betrapped) & Brendan Fraser


Big Boss (MGS3) & Kurt Russel


Sephiroth (Final Fantasy) & David Bowie


Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell) & George Clooney


Revolver Ocelot (MGS4) & Stan Lee


Red (Red Dead Revolver) & Clint Eastwood


Mcarra (Navy Moves) & Arnold Shwarzenegger


True Crime: Streets of La & The Replacement Killers


Kevin Ryman (Resident Evil) & Tom Cruise


Solid Snake (Metal Gear) & Kyle Reese (Terminator)

Some of them really looks alike, don't you agree??!

My father got injured and a flower pot was broken because of a straying monkey today...

Woohoo, back from Pulau Penang where I....

stayed in room 316 with noisy neighbors
ate good food at a hainanese restaurant not far from my hotel
ate mediocre food at Jalan Mc Callister
ate horrible food at Jalan Swatow
got lost around Georgetown
intruded a private function
almost got bitten by a jellyfish
cut my foot by a buried brick at the beach
had fun playing table tennis
broke a table tennis's table
broke a ping pong ball
ate at Gurney Drive
shopped at Gurney plaza
trespassed a private beach
almost got conned by DVD pirates
witness a drug addict wander aimlessly in the middle of a road
almost died crossing the busy streets of Mc Callister Road
took 500 pictures
ate local coconuts by the beach at Bayan Lepas
shopped at the night market


One of the stalls among many at Jalan Mc callister

Overall, it was great.

I accidently winked a pig on msn to my malay classmate. Her cousin started typing in her place, insulting me endlessly and cursing me....

Argh, today we went out to swim at bsc. When Ashvin, me and my bro arrived to meet jon and yugan at the pondok just outside the compound, we noticed two unusually friendly malay guys sitting there talking to them. We thought it was okay since Yugan and Jon would know them better considering they were there first.

"Eh, you Cina ke? *points at Ashvin*
you christian ke?"

Then he said that they were waiting for their friend to come join them for tennis.

"Sudah dua bulan tak main tau, dah dua bulan. Tolong boleh saya call dia datang tak??"

Next, he asked to borrow my brother's phone. He dialed on it and a few seconds later he said that the number he's calling was busy so he gave it back. We silently found it funny that the guy was repeating his statements unusually several times, we weren't even suspicious of him. Minutes passed by and we decided to go somewhere else while waiting for the pool area to be opened.

While walking away from bsc, at the T junction, they quickly came up to us from behind. They were on a motorcycle and he asked to borrow the phone one last time. My brother handed it over to the guy while Yugan, Ashvin and I stepped a few feet back from where Jon, Andrew and the motorcyclists were. Asshole #1 was asking whether my brother's phone was prepaid or postpaid while Asshole #2 looked quite nervous, I caught a glance of him watching us for awhile. My brother said it wasn't prepaid so he started asking for Jon's phone, saying that he wanted to save more money by using a prepaid phone. He kept my brother's phone in his arm while he reached out for Jon's phone. Jon hesitantly handed it over to him.

The next thing we know, we were watching Jon standing in front of the motorcycle, blocking them from trying to escape. We didn't know what was going on until they intimidated Jon out of the way and fled. Ashvin, Yugan and I felt damn angry after that because we knew we could have done something to those guys if Andrew or Jon could have some noise rather than keeping quiet. We thought that they had already handed the phones back to them and Jon was just playing a fool with them. Infact, Jon was smiling at them and saying "Janganlah.."

Anyway, Jon's grandparent's house was a few houses away so Andrew and Jon went and called their parents to cancel the SIM cards. The thought of them trying to steal our phones were in our minds in the beginning but they were quickly crossed out because we thought Yugan and Jon would know better. After that, I felt like kicking down any motorcycle that I see, hoping that the riders might be the culprits.

my maid stole my tent and my sleeping bags...

Reshmonu is a regular at Sattelite Restaurant.

My cousin from Johor Bahru gives RM5 in Ang Paos although he's incredibly rich. He refused to provide hospitality for just ONE night although he clearly had a lot of room for guests in his house for my aunty and her boyfriend who came to visit them all the way from London.

I just found out my maid stole a highly prized possession of my father's. It was a very nice green sweatshirt which was gifted by my uncle who now resides in the US. She took it home with her to Indonesia. T_T

I broke my friend's antique cabinet's glass window. She was banned by her parents from inviting anyone to her house ever again....

So I went to play badminton with Parvin, Barat, Ray, Jon like most evenings. Adrian was here too. What makes it a different evening is that aussie had returned. Ashvin, Navin and his cousin joined us for 20 minutes before leaving for their relative's house. Raymond dyed his hair orange too.

Raymond wasn't planning to swim actually, and he came. We all eventually pushed him into the pool with his shirt and shorts on. We all were kind enough to take his phone away first. There were about 10 of us Form twos. There were easily at least 25 other Form Fours and Fives who came today. Euvan said he was only allowed a quota of 10 people, his sis had 25. Khairi wore a tracksuit and a black t-shirt to swim. Raymond and Barathan did not know how to swim, but it was not really a problem.

Euvan was trying to drown people by pushing them down with his weight (including me)while Khairi was hopping and humping people, trying to pull them down too. Raymond and barat sometimes retreat to the side, resting their arms at the side trying to look good, Raymond especially. Arun, apparently got a bit popular with the small kids and started getting occupied with them. The rest of us were busy throwing balls and hitting each other. We spent the last couple hours pushing each other into the pool, ganging up on random people like the form fours and fives. Even the ones who weren't planning to swim got thrown into the pool. Martin, Prasad, Anand, and Sanjey got thrown in many times. My sis's friends was also there.
Too bad my sis couldn't come, hmm, and I wonder why..

Weird pic I found off the net... O.O

Today, Jon being himself took my pants down in public while we were all in bangsar village three times in a row and I got caught lying to my tuition teacher because I did not finish three separate exercise homework in three different books. I ate my dinner at 10PM which is an hour after my tuition is supposed to end. I spent my dinner in the frontseat of the car eating fried rice with my bare hands taken away from Sin Lai Ping in front of Nasi Kandar Pelita where my sis had gone out to take away fried rice too.

down on the road.

Went with family.
Awana hotel.
First night, Andrew ran with a plate during buffet, bumped into a guy
Plate fell, broke, cry.
First morning, I, stomach ache, bad.
Took a plate, placed it on my table.
Went upstairs, shit.
Came down, plate gone.
Waiter took it away.
Took a plate, placed it on my table.
Went upstairs, shit.
Came down, plate gone.
Pissed off.
Afternoon, went theme park
Got afraid of Haunted House Ride
Went other rides,
Arcade, played zombie game,
Saw a girl with very very long hair,
go-karting,
Andrew too short,height limit,
forgotten the rest...

My maid.... is evil....
So why do I have a picture of a construction guy? Well, you see. My evil maid has committed a few foul acts. For example, she stole some money from the house when my parents were not at home. She would enter my parent's room with a broomstick and come out of it without the room getting any cleaner. She had done this bravely right in front of me, and I was too young and stupid to suspect her although my father had always asked me whether anyone had been into his room.

The second crime she had committed was when we were staying at our old house at Jalan Tempinis 4 (if i spelled that correctly). My sister got very sick with fever one day. There was a construction site next door, and my siblings and I slept earlier than usual... The next day, my sister told me that the maid had secretly brought in an unknown man into the room. My sister thought it was a dream because she was only half-conscious at the time.

And then my grandfather reported that he also heard something strange going on in our room. This is when the picture of the construction man comes into play. She must have brought him over to our house through the balcony as the balconies were not that far apart. So she must have brought him in and had *** with him or rather a long make-out session. Have I mentioned that she's married?? How dare her!! Shame on her. And my sister witness the whole thing. Sickening to think of it..

Third crime, right before she was going to leave for a month's holiday in Indonesia, she requested to borrow a considerable amount of money. My parents, however saw this coming and gave her a smaller amount. Ever since she left, she did not come back. She was planning to keep the money all along!! While in Indonesia, she had broken all contact with us. We can't reach her on the phone as she had probably changed her SIM card.

This is clearly a contract violation in the law of err, immigrant maids?? Furthermore, if we make a police report about her desertion, we as the employers would be fined. Hmph, only a year later she sent an SMS to my mom's phone.
It read :
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halo, apa khabarr majikanku. namaku sbnarnya Amelia bukan Sumitri. haha ko tertipu bdoh orngnya namatu, apa bisa khbr Andrew,Ivy sama Bryan. sori ya..
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