Bryan Hong - This and That

Today, I don't know why I started recalling many lame jokes from our primary school times...

Abah : Spell Icup

Baba : I see you pee

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Abah : hey, what's up?

Baba : nothing

Abah : No, its the ceiling
Baba :
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Abah : hey what's up?

Baba : The ceiling =.=

Abah: No, its the fan

Baba :
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Abah : Hey, where are you now??

Baba : Argh, I'm only on number 3.. Haven't finished yet

Abah : What the hell? You're in school

Baba :
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Abah : What's H2O

Baba : Water..

Abah : No! it's H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

Baba :
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Abah : What's red and looks like a bucket

Baba : I don't give a shit anymore...

Abah : A red bucket!
Baba :
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Abah : Dalam banyak jenis katak-katak, katak ape yang paling populer?

Baba : I don't care and why are you speaking malay??

Abah : Crazy Frog!!!

Horrible horrible sight this lunch!!!!! Saw a lady with no underwear and her ass was DISGUSTING...

Had fried rice for dinner, i swallowed sloppily and a rice grain got stuck in the beginning of the right nasal passage way. It felt... weird and irritating. o.o

Met a gay malay guy wearing a pink collared shirt at sunway pyramid yesterday. The guy thought I was malay and cracked a puasa joke with me. Then i replied something in BM, and he asked whether I was mixed. I replied and said that I was chinese, then he started calling me Leng Chai in a gay voice.. O.o